Brooklyn Nets

The Nets last night had a Pacific Coast sesh

Against a team of short health trying to mesh

Kyrie showed that he still has the handles

While burning sage and, what’s next, candles?

His teammate plays fire with burner accounts

But KD can play when everything counts

Not like James Harden who has a pout session

Against a rook by throwing balls his direction

But back to the Brooklyns who have depth to spare

Who everyone picks for the Finals to be there

So Vegas would like you to unload your kitty

On a Kyrie, a Kevin and Spencer Dinwiddie

Never mind; the Heat who were triumphant last year

To get to the Finals in a Orlando bubble lair

Or Philadelphia with a healthy Embid

Or a Miulwaukee whose leader got more green

And Nets have many first years, including their coach

And Nash has to be careful on on his level of approach

With these mercurial stars in his stable

The Brooklyn Nets: for real or a fable?

The Nets last night had a Pacific Coast sesh

Against a team of short health trying to mesh

Kyrie showed that he still has the handles

While burning sage and, what’s next, candles?

His teammate plays fire with burner accounts

But KD can play when everything counts

Not like James Harden who has a pout session

Against a rook by throwing balls his direction

But back to the Brooklyns who have depth to spare

Who everyone picks for the Finals to be there

So Vegas would like you to unload your kitty

On a Kyrie, a Kevin and Spencer Dinwiddie

Never mind; the Heat who were triumphant last year

To get to the Finals in a Orlando bubble lair

Or Philadelphia with a healthy Embid

Or a Miulwaukee whose leader got more green

And Nets have many first years, including their coach

And Nash has to be careful on on his level of approach

With these mercurial stars in his stable

The Brooklyn Nets: for real or a fable?

The Brooklyn Nets: for real or a fable?