The Heat of Miami says it’s time to move on
From James Harden as good as gone
But the base they continue to fawn
For the days of Big Three and spawn
Championships and Finals repeats
Read about Harden and learn all the deats
He shrinks when things get deeper and harder
Like a costar who acts with Ali Larter
It wasn’t enough to have a Westbrook
He was grooving before the COVID took
Then his coach and GM would skip
Then he ventured to a club where they strip
Then the rumors started that he needed to bale
And pictures came out and he wasn’t eating kale
And the teams he proclaimed would be happy
Except like the Knicks who expect to be crappy
Of course the Heat would be on the list
With the culture, the coach, and the players to assist
But the Rockets they would like a boatload package
And thoughts of gold would be turned into cabbage
Let’s run with the crew that got to the Finals
Who had the horses with the saddles and bridals
It’s no shame to run it all back
Without a player who reminds me of Stack
Loads of talent maybe top 50 one day
But needs to have help like a Nowitski
If it happens and we happen to land him
James Harden, here’s your weight plan and 24 hour work gym
