Joel Osteen is smooth as silk
Even with the headlines that harken to silt
His saves the people in suits of white
His soul seems dark like the dead of the night
Followers come miles to see his sermon
And snake oil salesmen appreciate his venom
Thirsting for money and things people flaunt
Even as a person of the lord, or a cult?
The delivery of words is soft to the ear
He makes people believe and not question or leer
He enhances his wallet and his extensive coffers
While the congregation lives as though they were paupers
Proclaiming his unit didn’t receive a triple P loan
Then 4.4 million showed up and the story was told
Yet again when you think that he may be pure
Joel Osteen is the person all Americans should fear.