Lady Gray

She has markings like a tiger
But she moves like a jaguar
Knowing her land like a purveyor
Sensing victims with her radar

She’s not afraid to be quiet
But her character is not silent
There is not a safe haven
She has the knowledge of a maven

Her hair is the stuff of legend
Lives in my head like a surgeon
She’s plays victim to no one
She’s business till she has fun

She can cut the rug with no peer
Embarass' prime steppers with no fear
She captures darkness with her light
The words she chooses are all right

She has proportions of a goddess
Her propositions are all modest
She can make you feel important
But her whim decides your fortune

If you understand the deal
She’ll open up on what she feels
Don’t protrude in her path
Or you’ll be her aftermath

Jay Feely

Jay Feely
kicked the football freely
found out the white guys got an easy way dealy

Jay Feely
works at Fox Sunday
talking kicking that away
telling the peeps anecdotal throwaway

Jay Feely
Played a round of 18
Despite the CoVid-19
With President 45
Who likes to freely lie

Truly was a round and orange has some game
Orange had turned a blind eye to the Yanks
Said the work came first and that it was to blame
Only to play with Feely, talked values and shot blanks

Jay Feely said that family came up during their play
While younger brother Trump was reported to pass away
And where was POTUS but playing on the links
Talking about family with a player who played for kicks

Jay Feely talked with POTUS about a new form of politics
Pulling up mail boxes and throwing conspiracy in the mix
Saying that mail fraud would lose votes of the fellows
Then shanking a drive into the rough of Mark Meadows

But true to form, POTUS played out the string in earnest
And did a photo op with Feely with a thumbs up by his furnace
It truly was an honor to have witnessed this event
Jay Feely and POTUS playing golf while the country lays to rest.

Trump Announced

The Donald announced that Fauci was fraudulent
And that votes won’t go where they are sent
As was warned by an octogenerian
While chasing lies with a few Ukranian
Trump announced he won’t pay is respects
To John Lewis and all of his constituents
He doesn’t know about Black Lives Matters
He didn’t read up about Edmund Pettus
He doesn’t believe in reading material
His time was spent watching intramurals
When he was growing up watching others take tests
And claiming victories off the backs who were tasked
Trump announced that he calling the barracks
To rid the streets of who he thinks are derelicts
When it just Americans who are just bristling
Trump announced that he really isn’t listening
He rather tweet about how he’s been wronged
It’s his classic reprisal that goes on and on.
Like his false claim Biden will defund the police
Using fear like the honks from the geese
As they charge an onlooker to not cross their path
Protest and you’ll get smoke and tear gas
That’s what Trump announced in his weekly tirade
Proving again his leadership charade.

Tone Deaf

Kellyanne and others are on the phone
Telling POTUS to change his tone
Seeing the spike in his poll numbers
Going into the ground like his COVID embers
Telling the people he’ll eventually be right
While the pandemic deaths climb out of sight

He said that he’s come through with ventilators
He’s let the states be run by the governors
Like in Florida where there’s been no lead
Except the rise and death and the ability to breath

Now he says wearing a mask is patriotic
And he carries it around like a portable ball sac
And he’s changing his thinking on testing
Of course now he must be surely jesting

The cases and the deaths aren’t causing this spike
It’s the poll numbers from people out of spite
Knowing that this guy is an infiltrator
On so many values that this office held greater

Bring on your bandage and see what your made of
President Trump, you shown your true love
Playing on links and ignoring the people
Except the whites and a quite many creepers

Changing your tone isn’t what will be telling
It’s the lies and the untruths your yelling
Into the nation turned deaf to the hearing
How your tone has left what most had been fearing

Cemetery Round Table

There was a meeting of minds or so it’s mentioned
Although a lot was said, actions weren’t intention
DeSantis and cohorts move to the agenda
And what steps they should recommend-duh

They have one move to make and what you may ask
Make everyone in Florida wear a friggin damn mask
But that would be too easy and expedient
Where is Walter Mercado or some sort of medium?

Let’s shout hocus pocus and maybe this will leave
But Covid19 is what is up Florida’s sleeve
Dragging the Governor to an audience more fringe
Toward the Donald and his dementia tinged image

And Hialeah’s mayor came out with a rant
Not being invited to the Covid19 tent
Finding a better audience in the network outlets
Insulted on behalf of his constituents
Then refusing a meeting later or so the news says
Just following the footsteps of Raul Martinez

Carlos G was in the house saying not to be political
Just a couple of weeks ago Covid was not critical
Opening up restaurants and bars and gyms
Only to close them and blame hers and hims

First the youthful set then just all the rule breakers
And Donald wore no mask while meeting with strangers
Touching down on the South Florida soil
After getting the green light from the beans @ Goya

So what was the meeting meant to accomplish
Mayors and Governor playing canasta and go fish
What’s the next step and who follows the leader
While COVID19 is Florida’s fav cemetery feeder
They have one move to make and what you may ask
Make everyone in Florida wear a friggin damn mask

Carlos G.

Watch out, Debbie Murcesal- Powell
Your seat’s being challenged by a recognizable scowl
Like when he gets a question from Defede
He’s a control freak, this Carlos G.

He took over office from a one vote muscle head
After giving the Marlin’s a sweatheart vastland
Cutting the budget and castigating services
Getting his coffers from developer purses
Trying to make the people believe in buses
All the way to an American Mall he lust-es

Two things that are so far removed
From a future of COVID and doom
Who wants to invite the pandemic
Shopping at a mall and stuck in an old bus relic

Like the transit driver who just passed away
While the union argued for masks with no sway
Close to three months later since first asked
And still they can’t get their masks

But for Black Lives Matter the peeps would sit
On those outmoded buses that he says should persist
Except for the weekend that he shut them down
Saying he cared for the health of us all

As he opened up all the businesses without testing
Doing what Trump wants and is blindly insisting
Outfitted with GOP blinders and big aspirations
While following a leader who likes his plantations

And schools should open for teacher’s inflections
While Florida breaks records with Covid infections
First blaming the increase to the protests he insisted
Caused the increase in the cases that were listed

But now the protests die down and the numbers keep rising
And he tells the public that they don’t listen and bypassing
All of the direction that the leaders have been giving
Opening and closing and opening and closing

Remember he’s in bed with Trump and DeSantis
Sending our children against many parents wishes
Making our teachers work at their own peril
Without adequate testing and expensive healthcare

And this is a requisite for a higher office
While leaving Miami Dade with broken down buses
Miami Dade will be left needing liturgy
After these terms of one Carlos G.

KellyAnne Conway

KellyAnne Conway is just doing a job.
She works for a authoritarian who doubles as a slob
Her husband calls the leader a frequent liar
Her daughter TikToks and her opinions are on fire
But the matron plays a character that must be respected
Keeping her job while others are re-selected
She reminds me of what may have come later
Of the original Supergirl, the esteemed Helen Slater

I would pose that she has a relation with the tweets
Cause I’m not convinced Trump either writes or reads
She would appear on the news shows and lend us a voice
And not answer questions but just sit and pose
The items that Trump would believe were patriotic
Like retweeting “white power” and more things idiotic

KellyAnne always looks like she just been at the carnival
Riding the rides going upside downable
But then appearing on camera and not being flustered
Like going to war with the army of Custer
She is not like Sarah Huckabee
She’s going the distance while others, they flee

She may have a pervasive reason for wanting to stay
Maybe she craves the power and won’t toss it away
Or maybe she purposely makes him seem even dumber
That sounds like a longshot but then again, he’s the Trumper
He misses the briefs that say Putin is meddling
When the cabinet says briefs, he thinks of his underlining

Everybody has had a boss like KellyAnne
Sometimes you take them but leave them if you can
She takes her lumps often, quite possibly without fail
Yet she stays loyal like SpongeBob’s Gary the Snail
So, KellyAnne Conway, not everybody hates you
The real stink your perfume masks is the specter with orange goo

Cam Newton

Rumors have it the Auburn Superman
Is taking his cape to play in BostAN
Donning the uniform of a team so hated
Even having a scandal about balls deflated
Sometimes you think of him as being mercurial
But his coach left so became the Carolina burial

Cam Newton was a talent transcendent
He could run and pass with Hall of Fame talent
He made multiple Pro Bowls and two Super dances
But he’s only thought of great with a short glances
When his experience parallels Brady in one respect
He’s only had one great receiver, the incomparable Steve Smith

Other than that, he’s been dragging his team
Across the finish line with a measure of sheen
Dressing for pressers like a runway model
If in New York, he would’ve been more lauded
But he was in Carolina where basketball is king
Even more now that Newton left the building

Now he is wearing the colors of America
Where black seems to lack a respect of
Rumors swirl about how the help is treated
And now the quarterback is the place were help is most needed.

Now he makes less money than journeyman Chase Daniel
Let me guess his middle name is possibly Nathaniel?
Seems like a PR move the Patriots would make
Spend a little and hope the dots bring fate
And make them a story of continual winning
With Cam Newton and his shoulder not wincing

And running because that line has some holes
Cam better have his Apollo Gold soles
And have some answers that are deeper than Tom
Winning cures everything like a reporter’s boredom

And would he don a hoody like the neighborhood Bill
He’s got too much class and charisma and skill
Bill’s got game planning on his computer
While his boss is playing footsy in Jupiter

Cam Newton, here’s hoping he finds his glory
Even if hating the team who wins the story
And when he starts to freeze in the cold
Keep thinking of Carolina and how they lost their soul

who gets the part?

A question was posed from a twitter fella
Could Daniel Craig play Nelson Mandela?
This was posed after a casting call
David Copperfield played by Dev Patel

Art is best defined as having no barriers
And what is chosen is who are the role carriers
But what was missing from the Mandela question
And what the public always fails to mention

If the production isn’t black then who gets the work?
It’s likely not any hue other than the color of a stork.
And what if a woman were the best candidate?
You can bet it takes a lot more than just blind faith

Hollywood as always been very much skewed
The usual color of white is what is always used
Unless the part calls for another prospective
Or a bankable Denzel hits the financial objective

And the woman who gets parts is usually 20 or 30
Once they hit 40, it’s like they’ve used up their beauty
When the truth is that they have much more depth
And not like an athlete who may have lost a step

But like the police, Hollywood is systemic
In their bias although not quite the epidemic
That Black Lives Matters needs to get to the forefront
Hollywood has always been a white man storefront

So when David Copperfield is played by a non white
We shouldn’t compare whether it is day or night
But what is the depth of the experience the role gets
And people will judge if the performance befits

Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a welcome voice
To the common times with uncommon noise
He was the one who pushed the cellphones off
To limit the noise in the audience to a cough

He soared to fame on the skit of Rick James
RIP to him and to Charlie Murphy the sames

He is incisive in his race commentary
While he dons the voice of a white nerdy
He has the rare gift to disarm any type
of person with his jokes and insight

He likes to talk about when he was Half Baked
And less likely about his grand escape
Which was one of what makes him stand out
When he walked he had achieved his most clout

And for whatever reason he took a hiatus
What made him stronger also appreciated his greatness
Anytime the man has something to say
Dave Chappelle, you’re welcome any day